CLSTRFCK

CLSTRFCK is a free, one-and-done response to a card game drop that a lot of people wanted and couldn't get. When Magic: The Gathering's MSCHF-designed Secret Lair sold out in minutes and immediately became a scalper's market, it left a lot of players who just wanted to laugh at some cursed card art with nothing to show for it. This is that, but you can actually have it.

Roughly three dozen cards, fully redesigned from the frame up with original layouts and artwork pulled from public-domain and free-use sources — vintage clip art, old demonology dictionaries, Victorian Halloween costume plates — reinterpreting some familiar card names and rules text conventions in a new visual language. Nothing here uses Wizards of the Coast's card art, mana symbols, set symbols, or card frames, and nothing uses MSCHF's original artwork or branding either. It's a fan-made parody built to be printed at home, played with friends, and enjoyed by everyone who got priced out the first time around.

Pay what you want, including nothing — this exists because the joke deserved to actually reach people, not because it needs to make money. Download, giggle, edit or dont, print, play ... go have fun.

Legal disclaimer

CLSTRFCK is an independent, unofficial fan project created as parody and commentary. It is not produced, authorized, sponsored, or endorsed by Wizards of the Coast, Hasbro, MSCHF, or any of their affiliates. "Magic: The Gathering," "Secret Lair," and related names are trademarks of their respective owners and are referenced here solely to identify and comment on the release that inspired this project — not to suggest any affiliation with or endorsement by those companies.

All artwork in this set is original or drawn from public-domain and free-use sources; no copyrighted card art, mana symbols, set symbols, card frames, or MSCHF artwork have been used or reproduced. Some card names and rules-text conventions are used in a transformative, parodic way as commentary on the source material. This project is offered for free, personal, non-commercial use.

If you are a rights holder with a concern about this project, please contact [your email] and I will address it promptly, including removing the project on request.